A woman asked an old Army General, “Sir, when was the last time you made love to a woman?”
The General straightened his back and replied proudly, “1956, ma’am.”
The woman gasped. “1956?! That long ago? My goodness, you must be starving for some excitement! Come with me — I’ll make your night unforgettable.”
She led him to her room, and after an hour of passionate effort, she looked at him, impressed. “General, that was… incredible! You sure haven’t lost your touch for someone who hasn’t done this since 1956!”
The General looked at his watch, smiled, and said, “Oh, I haven’t, ma’am — it’s only 22:30 hours right now.”