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Story1
I’m on a bus, and see my ex. He’s smiling at me. I try not to look in his direction, but he sits next to me anyway. He starts digging in his pocket and pulls out a ring.
I’m shocked, and he says without a shadow of embarrassment, “It’s a ring for my new girlfriend. She and I have been together for a year now. What do you think?” I get angry and reply, “You know, I always liked you better with your mouth shut.”
Story2
One day I was late for work. I got into a bus, we were traveling. Suddenly, the driver stops and goes to a shawarma stall. The bus with its door open and passengers inside just stood there at the stop. We stayed like that for 10 minutes, waiting for him to order a shawarma, pick it up and eat it there.
I was late for work. When I explained why this happened, everyone was very surprised. © LinaCorvus / Pikabu
Story3
I once watched a man on the bus make a sandwich. And not a simple one, either.
He took out half a French stick and a knife and sliced it longways in half. Then he took out a tub of butter and applied it to the bread. Then a jar of mayo and applied that. Then he took out a Tupperware full of salad with tomatoes, cucumber and lettuce and layered it in the bread, then out came another tub full of deli meat which went in the sandwich, and then he garnished with some olives from a jar.
Stuck some toothpicks through it and proceeded to eat said sandwich. It was like a Mary Poppins’ bag, watching the stuff come out and back into his backpack. © A_Redheads_Ramblings / Reddit
Story4
I was riding the subway the other day. A musician walked through the carriage. He was singing and playing guitar.
A woman sitting next to me said, “He sings beautifully. Why is he in the subway, and not on stage?” I said, “As a musician, I know how hard it is to find work for us.” And so we got to talking.
All of a sudden, a woman asked me if I’d go out with her son. What? Asked for my number, said it would be really nice to find her son a girlfriend like me. I’ve never had an experience like this before. © Not everyone will understand / VK
Story5
One woman, like a dragon, didn’t let anyone get to the last free seat on the bus. The driver started the engine, and she said, “Wait, Helen is already running from the office!” We waited for her for another 5 minutes.
But as soon as we started, the driver rebuked the woman, saying that this was not a taxi and not her personal transport, and that next time he would not wait for anyone. And I watched this scene and thought how much I still have to learn about the world. © Ellaneris / Pikabu
Story6
I live in a big city, I don’t know all the city areas. When I go to a “new” place, I make sure to switch on an app with online maps so that I don’t get lost.
Once I forgot to turn off the sound and a voice from my phone said, “In 300 yards, turn left.” To which the driver of the bus replied, “Er, no, there’s a traffic jam, we’ll go round it.” What can I say? Drivers know better. © Chamber 6 / VK
Story7
I once saw a pigeon standing on the platform for the Chicago L train like he was waiting for the train. The train pulled up and the pigeon (perfectly lined up with the door) got on the train, walked calmly down the center aisle to the next door, then got off at the next stop. © mmmmmpopplers / Reddit