Little Johnny went with his mom to the bank one busy Friday.
They stood in line behind a large woman in a business suit, complete with a pager. As his mom waited patiently, Johnny blurted out, “Mom, she’s REALLY fat!”
The woman glanced at him, then at his mom, offering a forgiving smile. His mom quickly hushed him.
A couple of minutes later, Johnny spread his arms wide and exclaimed, “I bet her butt is this big!”
This time, the woman glared, and his mom scolded him more firmly.
Still not done, Johnny added loudly, “Look how her fat hangs over her belt.”
The woman snapped at his mom to control her rude child, and Johnny’s mom threatened him with serious consequences. The bank went quiet.
Finally, the woman reached the counter, and just as her pager went off with a loud beep, Johnny screamed in panic:
“RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, MOM—SHE’S BACKING UP!”