🤣 JOKE OF THE DAY 🤣
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
“Hurry,” she whispered, “stand in the corner!”
She grabbed baby oil, rubbed it all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. “Don’t move until I tell you,” she instructed. “Pretend you’re a statue.”
When her husband walked in, he immediately noticed the “statue” in the corner. “What’s this?” he asked.
“Oh, it’s a statue,” she replied nonchalantly. “The Smiths got one, and I loved it so much, I decided to get one for us, too.”
The husband seemed satisfied with the explanation, and they both went to bed without another word.
But at 2 AM, the husband got up, went to the kitchen, and returned with a sandwich and a beer. He walked over to the “statue” and said:
“Here, have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths’ house, and nobody offered me a damn thing!”
😂 Moral of the story: Even statues deserve a break sometimes!