Green Pink and Yellow in 1 Sentence.

It starts with a drunk trying to dodge sobriety tests, an “asthmatic” who can’t blow, a “hemophiliac” who can’t bleed, and a “diabetic” who can’t pee—until he finally admits the only real problem: he’s too drunk to walk a straight line. From there, the stories unravel into a parade of people who think they’re clever, […]